Kids' talk

My parents love me most
Eu was finishing the fishballs during dinner, and my mom said to him: "You finish all the fiahballs, later papa and mommy come back no more." His reply: "Papa and mommy will ask me to finish the fishballs also."

Muscle girl
My mom was changing Tien's t-shirt, and the sleeves got stuck at the arms.
Grandma: "Aiyo, your t-shirt so tight!"
Tien: "Ya lor! Because my muscle so big."